You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to give up this right, anything you do or say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion, in which your fellow Wake Foresters compose the jury and a man wearing a top hat and carrying a cane is the judge.

But seriously, our lawyers want you to know that, by submitting any photos or written documentation to WFU Social Media, you are acknowledging that you own such material and are granting Wake Forest the perpetual right and license to use the material you provide, in whole or in part, in any form of media, without compensation to you.

That wasn’t so bad, was it?